Primrose, Master Criminal

there once was a cat named Primrose

such an awkward and unusual kitty

with a crooked tail and thirty-two toes

but for this strange little puss we have no pity

she began her life on a cold winter night

with no owner and nothing to munch on

yes, this somehow expains her, in her own right

still no one knows why she chose the life of a feline felon

maybe it was because her ma was a nip addict

or because her pa was a really mean tom

can these really explain the actions of a convict

perhaps because she was not loved, and she never knew it was wrong

then one day she stole a precious ball of cheese

alas her life of crime quickly drew to a close

as the asthmatic cat bent over and wheezed

and that's when they caught her, that master criminal Primrose

and so thus ends our tale

of that mischievious young gel

Primrose

Annabelle M and Madison B, 2006